This Should Be Good

Okay, so my hubby loves infomercial products. I learned this the hard way right after we got married and I got a shipment of 20 Hook N' Hang hanger thingys that are supposed to save room in the closets. BTW- those do NOT work and they went to Goodwill some time ago. After that incident I sat him down and we had a talk about it and I realized that it is something he almost cannot help so therefore I have been resigned to having to watch him like a hawk whenever we go to a store that sells these "As Seen On TV" things. Anywho- after a recent trip to Target, when we were home unpacking the 4 or 5 bags of stuff we had, I pulled out this Pedi Paws thing-a-ma-bob. I held it up and looked at it and then looked at B who had the "deer in the headlights" look and was frozen in place. Man, he is getting good- he must have snuck it in there when I sent him to get the catfood.... He thinks this gadget is going to be great for trimming our 3 cats back toenails- which is one of his jobs. (They're declawed in the front.) I just burst out laughing at him at the thought. Willie may let him do it for oh, a microsecond. Annabelle runs from him if he even looks her way- and she already sounds like something out of "Cujo" when he cuts her toenails with regular clippers. Then there's Clyde- who absolutely freaks at the sound of a burp much less a giant electric nail file that will be headed for his feet. So, I am truly looking forward to watching this whenever it occurs. Oh, do not worry- I will be sure to take pictures- although I am not sure they will be clear due to the fur flurries and most likely blood splatters that I expect to be flying about. I am going to enjoy this attempt thoroughly. I can tell this is going to go badly. Very badly......