Things That Make You Go Hmmm

So, I have a TV in my kitchen- right beside the cooktop. That was the deal if B wanted me to cook. Anywho, I always leave the channel on Lifetime while I cook because I love Reba and Golden Girls and Still Standing. They just crack me up, even if I do know almost all the words to some of the episodes. Well, as you may or may not know, Lifetime began showing episodes of Wife Swap during some of this time frame. I never watched this show on regular TV channels, and I didn't have the energy to find a new "dinner preparation channel", so I started listening to it while I cooked. Good Lord. No way I would ever go on that show. I tried to imagine what kind of woman they would trade me with. Hard to determine, as I have so many conflicting personality traits. It would be someone who would have "anti-religion" tendencies and someone who kept a dirty house and someone who had foul-mouthed materialistic kids. Also someone whose husband was dumb as a rock and/or never around and/or toothless. Or it could be someone who was very timid and quiet and looked/behaved somewhat like one of the women they featured on TV from the polygamist compound not too long ago. Also a Carolina Gamecock fan. I shudder at the thought. No way. These women amaze me. They know they are going to be paired with someone as totally opposite themselves as the show can find, yet they are shocked at where they get placed and they end up crying. I don't know how much they "win" for being on the show, but there would not be enough compensation for me. My husband and my children get on my nerves at times, I definitely could not tolerate someone else's for 14 days. Especially someone who the show would choose purposefully to tick me off- seeing as my temper is my worst issue. I would end up in jail.... Who would you get "swapped" with? Can you even imagine? Just giving you something to chew on tonight! Have fun. ;0)